Cleonie Quinn

Today I’m wearing huge breasts. It’s amazing what a corset will do. I’m not all that well-endowed. These are my Golden Globes. Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got these?

—“Who needs Golden Globes when you’ve got these?” (via fuckyeahhelenabonham)

Would you settle for a metrosexual rainbow?

clientsfromhell:

Client: I want a design that uses a rainbow, but not one of those gay rainbows.

Me: Excuse me?

Client: I want you to put a rainbow on it, but like a Jesus rainbow.

Me: Can you… specify the difference?

Client: I WANT IT TO BE A RAINBOW BUT NOT GAY.

You’ve been a very, very, bad, bad girl, Gaga.

You’ve been a very, very, bad, bad girl, Gaga.

(Source: thequeenspurr)

All the ancient classic fairy tales have always been scary and dark.

—Helena Bonham Carter